The digital revolution is a figment of my imagination run amok. I gazed into the Void, but couldn't see a damned thing. I embrace no ideology save my own, and even then with reservations. I believe violence begets violence. I blaspheme recklessly. I enjoy wild mood swings. I converse freely with myself in private. I elicit response. I think music can solve most of the world's problems. I enjoy altered states. I believe that with rights come responsibilities. I employ Capitalization with Abandon. I hesitate rarely, and usually regret when I do. I know what is good for me. I dispense with the small talk. I strive for relevance. I firmly believe the grass is greener. I don't particularly care what they say. I have no fear of animals, except for spiders and crocodiles, which terrify me. I usually know when to shut up. I try to imagine what you look like naked. I aspire to greatness. I think there are essentially two kinds of people in the world. I wanna be. I have less fat and sodium than other leading brands. I fuck with it. I prefer verbosity to brevity. I feel deeply. I get plenty of fiber. I can have it both ways. I wonder. The Light of the Buddha springs forth from my being like a lotus or a deranged baboon, depending on the angle. I am skeptical of most things. I am a victim of nothing. I am in on the joke. I am politically apathetic, and pathetically apolitical. I am often incorrect. I am easily swayed by compelling rhetoric. Add bitchin' special effects and I'm convinced. I am delusional by choice. I am taking it with me.