The recently-announced Guestbook appears to have been met by the Web population at large with a response the marketing team here at Denbushi Global Enterprises^TM categorizes as VEX (Viewer EXcitement) Level 2: Tepid. This, predictably enough, has resulted in much wringing of hands and finger pointing among the different departments here, particularly Marketing and Operations, the latter being charged with the weighty responsibility for tweaking Whibley^TM, Webspace's AI-based look-and-feel engine. Marketing insists the blame lies with a recent series of superscalar recalibrations performed without their oversight. Ops points out the clearly substandard quality of the marketing copy used to announce the Guestbook in the first place.

Meetings were held, reviews conducted, metrics evaluated, and at the end of the day it was decided that what Webspace needed was to come in line with the other key technology players and adopt a stance of firm and erect leadership in the online business community. A new direction. A Webspace for the new Millennium.

After sacking the Marketing Director we consulted with industry experts PriceWhatahouseCoopers to help us define our new direction. Expensive, you ask? You bet. But staying on top doesn't come cheap, and in the end we learned what it takes to compete and WIN online. No longer are we simply Webspace. Today we move into the 21^st Century. Today, Webspace is reborn as

eWebspace. The same high performance, cutting edge technology and frop you've relied on for months, but now with an e in front. eWebspace eMpowers today's IT eLite--eXecutives, eNtrepeneurs, eNgineers--by delivering online a perfect synergy of the cool-sounding techno-jargon, acronyms, and other meaningless bullshit that drive the Information eConomy.

And that's not all eWebspace has to offer. Have a look at some of our eServices. Available for free. Available online.

At eWebspace we understand the importance of electronic business and the globally connected Information Economy. Moreover, we recognize the crucial--if not all-consuming--role that appearances play therein. In the lightning-fast global economy you either move fast or you die, and the secret to keeping up is simpler than you might think. All it takes is a little e.